Welcome to the total soccer show and our latest round of listener questions.

Today we're looking at the best resources to learn about soccer,

Leeds United's transfer window, the ballad of Ricky Pooge.

Why Lee Guramaki's jerseys have so many gosh-darned sponsors and much, much more. My name's Ryan Bailey,

joining me today as a man who answers listener questions like England win games at Euro

2022 comprehensively. Taylor Rockwell, hello. Hello, I'll take that. I'll take a comparison to

that England team who did that to Norway. Yeah, yeah, through to the next round with a game to spare against North Island who already eliminated Tate, you know, maybe Germany or Spain or Denmark in the next round, but hey, so good, so far. That's the opposite way around, did I say it? Yeah, that's all right. And then on yesterday's show, I took the brave stance of predicting that England would make it to the next round, forcing Graham to pick the second place team. Very brave on my part.

Excellent stuff. That one is on the feed. Also here, a man who commits to listen to questions

like Barcelona commit to participating in a transfer window.

Olly, it's Graham Rutherman. Hello.

Hello. I mean, that is quite apt because I feel like my life is just the embodiment of the This Is Fine GIF, and that very much feels like what Barcelona are doing this summer in the transfer window.

Someone explained to me how they're spending so much money.

Yeah, I just don't know. As I said on the last show, I was on G, I was at the stadium. It is basically falling apart.

And they're spending even more money. Raffinia apparently coming in. He may have already come in as we record. The latest non-register player, Graham. That's totally fine, right? Sure. Yeah. How many replica shirts did you buy for them to afford Rufina this week? I bought a grand total of zero. But I'll tell you what, Graham, their store is very, very impressive. In the stadium, it's like three layers. It's great in heaven, basically. Every kind of

slightly ugly shirt with Spotify on it you could want. Wonderful stuff. They add, I've heard they add a

floor to the store every time they sign a player over for over 50 million euros. They have to add

another floor to fit more

merchandise in yeah do you know what actually it was three stories but they were actually

five stories but they hadn't registered the top two stories yet so they can't actually

go up there and sell stuff there but um they'll get there eventually I hope uh Graham

rounding out of pack a man who answers you guys are now just describing you're just describing

like a sad on its last legs mall,

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