Welcome to the total soccer show and our latest batch of listener questions.

Today we're talking about the Premier League Golden Boot Race. We're pitting Angelotti against Guardiola, and we're surveying the Champions League's most joyful moments.

My name's Ryan Bailey joining me today,

your joyful co-host Taylor Rockwell. Hello, Taylor. Hello, Ryan. How are you, my friend?

I'm very good. See, the joy already coming across in your first few words there. Wonderful to have you,

Taylor. Wonderful to be here. Now I have to keep this going and plaster on a fake smile to do so at the

same time. Hello, everyone. How are you? I hate this. Joe Larry's here. No fake smiles here. It's all genuine teeth showing. Oh yeah. Teeth showing. Taylor sounded like you were doing a book reading at an elementary school. That's what that tone gave me. Like, all right, kids. Let's gather around. Yeah. Eyes up here. Eyes up here.

And now the thing is, you've committed to doing that for 65 minutes or so. So this will be fun.

Joe catch a bubble for a second. Have you done that at like daycare or anything, done some book

readings or anything? Taylor, I reckon you'd be quite good at that, getting the kids sitting in a

semicircle and eyes up here.

I think, like, the person to whom I logically compare myself in that scenario was George Bush doing the book reading to the young children.

So by comparison, yeah, I think I'm doing a better job than him, especially given the circumstances of that one. You'd be like, eyes up here, guys. I'm about to describe from Zatten's book how he's a Ferrari, not a fiat. Are you ready, guys? That'll be good. Uh, who's the Italian striker who, like, uh, lived in a hotel and claims to have, like, bedded a different woman every night. Casano, I think it is. Let's, yeah, let's read his biography and see how that goes. Herboy, that is not for the youth crowd, I would suggest. No. Power Trio here on listener questions. No, Graham Rutherland. He's still in Florida. Rasslin a Gator, I believe, is what's on his itinerary today. Have fun with that, Graham. Patreon.com slash total soccer show if you would like to support our show. thank you very much to everyone who does so already. We've got bonus podcasts on there. We've got bonus video content and access to our Discord where all the cool kids are hanging out. Coming up on the bonus podcast feed this week, we've got a bonus listener question coming up, which will be very good. It involves Gianni Infantino. That's from our friend Cigar, Sir Rijiri,

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