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Miss Me?

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4.5 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 7 April 2025

⏱️ 32 minutes

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Summary

Lily Allen and Miquita Oliver answer your questions about gardening.

Next week, we want to hear your questions about TAX. Please send us a voice note on WhatsApp: 08000 30 40 90. Or, if you like, send us an email: [email protected].

This episode contains very strong language and adult themes. Credits: Producer: Flossie Barratt Technical Producer: Will Gibson Smith Assistant Producer: Caillin McDaid Production Coordinator: Hannah Bennett Executive Producers: Dino Sofos and Ellie Clifford Assistant Commissioner for BBC: Lorraine Okuefuna Commissioning Editor for BBC: Dylan Haskins Miss Me? is a Persephonica production for BBC Sounds

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0:00.0	Why would anyone want to steal a toilet?
0:05.0	If they think they can get away with it, they'll get away with it.
0:08.0	But this isn't any old toilet.
0:11.0	This is a solid gold toilet, worth nearly five million pounds, stolen from a palace.
0:17.0	A solid gold toilet has been stolen.
0:20.0	Police are trying to flush the robbers out.
0:23.0	It's a tale of security failures, ruthless robbers and missing millions.
0:27.7	Crime next door, the golden toilet heist.
0:30.4	Listen first on BBC Sounds.
0:34.2	BBC Sounds, music, radio, podcasts.
0:37.9	This episode of Miss Me contains some very strong language and some adult themes.
0:43.6	And a gardening pun or two.
0:45.4	And a gardening pun or two.
0:47.2	And a gardening pun or two. Welcome to listen, bitch. We had a week off. I know people were craving, craving this question and answer series that has become such an important part of so many lives.
1:12.7	We're proud to be back in our stations to serve the country.
1:16.0	Right.
1:16.4	I did feel like I'd left my, you know, post as Minister of Defence.
1:23.4	Sorry, what are you talking about?
1:28.0	You know, it's like we're in service, we're answering these questions every week
1:32.0	and suddenly we just weren't for a week.
1:33.5	I'm like, my God, how are people going to get through the day?
1:35.8	I think everyone's been fine.
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