Linoleum Knife 04/24/11 -- "Madea's Big Happy Family," "Water for Elephants," "African Cats," "Pom Wonderful Presents The Greatest Movie Ever Sold"

Linoleum Knife

Alonso Duralde

Gay, Lgbt, Reviews, Film, Entertainment, Movies, Tv & Film, Criticism, Movie

4.8 • 646 Ratings

🗓️ 24 April 2011

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

Dave and Alonso try to get excited about this week's new movies, but it's much more interesting to talk about old ones featuring Johnny Cash talking for Jesus, rabid zombie hippies, and blatant product placement.

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0:00.0	It's Easter Sunday, which reminds me of that Philip Roth quotation about Irving Berlin,
0:08.2	that he took the two major goyisha holidays and made them about snow and hats.
0:13.1	Do you know what I watched this morning? This is my DVD recommendation.
0:16.2	I don't even know if it's on DVD or not, but I'm doing my DVD recommendation right now.
0:19.5	Right out the gate? Okay.
0:20.3	Right out the gate.
0:22.4	I put in TiVo the Gospel Road.
0:25.1	No, I put in TiVo.
0:26.4	No, I put in TiVo. No. I showed you
0:28.6	was coming on. You make up so many lies.
0:31.0	It's Easter, you know. You're not supposed to say lies on Easter.
0:33.4	You're just taking credit for everything I do lately I put it in... Anyway, may I continue
0:39.3	with my DVD recommendation?
0:41.7	Please.
0:42.0	Which may or may not be on... I don't think it is on DVD.
0:44.0	It should be.
0:44.8	Okay.
0:45.3	Here's why.
0:47.6	First, a little background about me.
0:50.1	Biographical information
0:51.2	that you may or may not know about me.
0:54.7	I come from a broken home.
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