Lindy and Meagan Stay on the Ones
Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-Mays
Meagan & Lindy
4.9 • 746 Ratings
🗓️ 15 August 2024
⏱️ 53 minutes
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Summary
This week is a grab bag special, which is a euphemism for “we forgot to plan anything for this episode,” and our hands are pulling out a special little treat from the archives. That’s right, it’s a stumble down memory lane where Lindy and Meagan talk about one of their early jobs working at Paul Allen’s musical history storage facility, Seattle’s Experience Music Project (now MoPOP).
From the multi-sensory (🥴) Funk Blast ride to the soul-crushing reality of handing out malfunctioning MEGs to tourists, they leave no stone unturned. Surprise mentions include Rufio, Madonna (aka Cyndi Lauper), Ren-Faire Guy, a James Brown Face/Off moment, and the origin story of our famed Dr. Freekvonk music!
Anyway, work sucks! If you are a teen or early-twenties worker, do the bare minimum and skip your last day! You can still be a lawyer and a writer, nothing real bad will happen, probably.
Tell us ALL ABOUT your early employment stories at (703) 829-0003.
Share your Stardew Valley updates with us by DMing us on IG @textmebackpod!
Are you a former EMP/MoPOP employee OR James Brown’s body double and do you have access to those wretched Sky Church videos? PLEASE email us at deartextmeback@gmail.com!
If you want to see Meagan’s zonkered glasses, Lindy’s BUTT journal, and our James Brown bunny hop, find us on that famed video website.
Don’t forget to support the show on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/textmebackpod
Get tix for Text Me Back Live at The Reser on November 7th!
https://thereser.org/event/text-me-back-live-with-lindy-west-meagan-hatcher-mays/
STAY ON THE ONES, SWEETIES.
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WE WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU SO BAD!
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TEXT ME BACK is a production of Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays, proud members of the BFF Network. Our senior producer is Meagan Hatcher-Mays. Our other senior producer is Lindy West. Our show is supported by COPILOT Collective and produced by Alli Slice.
Our music is by Chief Ahamefule J. Oluo. Diana Bowen is our video and creative advisor. Our digital strategist is Chance Nichols.
You can also follow the podcast on Instagram and TikTok @textmebackpod. And for even more bestie content, follow Lindy and Meagan on Instagram at @thelindywest and @importantmeagan!
Special thanks as always to our perfect angels: Jeannie Yandel, Brandi Fullwood, and Isolde Raftery.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Here we are. We're recording a podcast. How are you? |
| 0:03.7 | I'm great. I was just noticing that the top of my new chest piece looks like curly black hair. |
| 0:09.7 | Yeah, it does. |
| 0:12.2 | And then I was thinking about in middle school, we had a long-term, maybe he was a student teacher or maybe a long-term sub named Mr. Bailey, who always had a thick, healthy mat sticking out. |
| 0:27.0 | And then we had a little inside joke that I think it must have been like me and Carissa and Leah or something, Hester, maybe, that he should have a shirt with like a plastic window. So you could see the rest. Yeah, because you could tell he really, he wanted to show it off a lot. He wanted people to know about his tufts. Yeah. You know. Anyway, Mr. Bailey, if you're listening, give us a call. How are the Tufts looking these days? Silver, salt and pepper? Salt and pepper tufts. |
| 0:54.9 | That man was probably 24 years old. |
| 0:59.3 | So oldest age you could imagine when you were 12. |
| 1:13.6 | Text me back. Text me back. Text me back. What did you? Text me back. At last. |
| 1:17.6 | Text me back. Text me back. |
| 1:20.6 | Can I tell people what this up today's episode is. Yes. Do you remember what I called it? |
| 1:29.1 | Hang on. |
| 1:29.7 | Let me look at my text, the conceit of the show. |
| 1:33.1 | Oh yeah, text me back. |
| 1:34.6 | Next me back. |
| 1:38.3 | A show about two 40-year-old women who text each other nonsense. |
| 1:43.1 | Remember? |
| 1:43.4 | I'm Megan Hatchermaine's. |
| 1:46.0 | That's shit. Sorry. And I'm willing to you. |
| 1:48.3 | I don't think we've done an intro on this show in like three weeks. |
| 1:54.1 | Welcome to Text Me Back, a podcast that started at a real radio station where they made us have a name and a concept. |
| 2:03.2 | But now we're independent. |
| 2:05.4 | Now, we cry. |
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