Lindy and Meagan Sleep Their Way to the Top (with Big Fig AND Big Ron)
Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-Mays
Meagan & Lindy
4.9 • 746 Ratings
🗓️ 27 February 2025
⏱️ 46 minutes
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Today, Lindy and Meagan are recording this episode in their most natural state: lying down.That’s right–these two sleepy gals are broadcasting from a very fancy Big Fig mattress at On Air Fest in Brooklyn, NYC aka DA BIG APPLE. And they’re not alone! They’re in bed with the biggest grifter in the biz, a legendary podcast king and professional menace…Ronald Young Jr. Big Ron gives us the scoop on New York's hottest restaurants (a sexy little local joint~Aplé-beis~), gives us many a glad tiding, and tells us Watch-him Watchin!
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TEXT ME BACK is a production of Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays, proud members of the BFF Network. Our senior producer is Meagan Hatcher-Mays. Our other senior producer is Lindy West. Our show is supported by COPILOT Collective and produced by Alli Slice.
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| 0:00.0 | Normally, Ron, we'd hit the song. |
| 0:01.9 | We have a theme song for our tidings segment, and we would hit on the media board tidings. But we don't have that with us. So, Lindy, would you like to do an a cappella rendition of the song? I sure would, Megan. Glad tidings, glad tidings, glad tidings, glad tidings, glad tidings, glad tidings, glad tidings, glad tidings. Glad tidings right here. Okay. you ready? |
| 0:22.2 | I think Ron loved that. |
| 0:23.8 | You know what's funny is they could have put this in a post, so y'all chose to do that. No. Ronald? Ron? That's not how more things around here. Just let me have this. I was here for it. Some of us were in girls' choir. |
| 0:38.1 | Shut up. |
| 0:38.4 | Okay. |
| 0:39.8 | That's the last one, I promise. Text me back. Text me back. Text me back. At last. Vegas. Text me back. Text me back. Text me back. At once. |
| 0:55.6 | Text me back. |
| 0:56.3 | Text me back. |
| 1:00.3 | Welcome to Text Me Back. |
| 1:03.0 | The only podcast brave enough to record lying down. |
| 1:07.0 | I'm Megan Hatcher-Maze. |
| 1:08.8 | And I'm Lindy West and I'm sleepy. |
| 1:13.1 | Which is appropriate because we are recording from a bed. |
| 1:15.4 | This is true. |
| 1:16.2 | You heard that? |
| 1:16.7 | We are lying atop a brand spanking new Big Fig mattress at the on-air fest in Brooklyn, New York. |
| 1:24.3 | Yeah, and the Big Fig Suite. |
| 1:25.9 | Beautiful view of the big apple baby, |
| 1:29.3 | the city that never sleeps. I'm talking about New York. And we're going to record a special |
| 1:35.7 | episode from this mattress because we want this mattress company to like us and sponsor our podcast. |
| 1:43.1 | And already you're hearing the dulcet tones of our special guest who will introduce in a moment, |
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