Hey, it's Lucas and I'm Jacob

Broke the four-hose podcast

Welcome back, hoes, we're back. Surprise, bitch

Ah, it actually is a surprise because like you guys woke up this Thursday morning

Oh, and I've heard the Huck you guys are watching this and then like it was like fuck they uploaded

Yeah, it's not the regular Tuesday somebody actually emailed our podcast email asking if we quit

Because we're so unreliable like they know this podcast is kind of a joke like we don't know yet

I know they literally said oh my god, I love the podcast

I saw you didn't upload on Tuesday not sure if it's a break or you straight up just quit

We didn't quit yet guys, this is still a thing

Yeah, it's so far it is but probably one of us is gonna get flown to mecanosis

Oh, yeah, it's all about the Lindsay Lohan Beach Club paradise on MTV

That's the sponsor for today's episode

That sounded like a sponsor

In no way we're affiliated and we aren't getting paid

But we're doing a free sponsorship that nobody asks us to do for Lindsay Lohan's new hit reality MTV show

Is it actually a hit?

Um, I actually when it first came out a couple of weeks ago I did look at like what the viewership was and apparently it's average

Like it isn't like a home run hit but it already has been picked up for a season two and it apparently it averaged like 500,000 viewers

Which it's insane like TV shows like obviously that's a lot of people but I thought TV shows got way more than that

I know I feel like because is is those still TV shows that get five million like views or whatever

Yeah, there are there's like definitely some popular shows but I guess just for an average show it's just 500,000

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