Lily Madwhip and the Other Knife That Pierces the Veil by William Dalphin (9/?)
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ποΈ 7 December 2021
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| 0:26.9 | Slack.com slash DHQ. Mrs. Lake is in the garden when I get home. She tries to grow vegetables. |
| 0:36.1 | It's one of those things adults do, pretend to be farmers. It's like you spend half your |
| 0:40.6 | life trying to learn to be a grown-up and how to do stuff like taxes and give oral presentations |
| 0:45.9 | on humulone, nimbus, clouds, and then you grow up and realize taxes suck and you're never |
| 0:51.9 | going to become a cloud so you decide to leave an a cave and be a hunter-gatherer. Except |
| 0:57.2 | you got no skills in that so you get a job in play pretend when you get home. She's |
| 1:00.8 | oblivious to me which is probably a good thing because if she tries to talk to me who knows |
| 1:04.7 | if my head is going to spin around or I'm going to vomit on her or something. |
| 1:10.1 | Herry inside upstairs and into my bedroom slamming the door behind me. Oh my god, I |
| 1:15.8 | punched him all. I punched my friend Jamal right in the face with my fist hand, my hand |
| 1:22.9 | fist. I punched him all in the face with my fist. He's probably thinking I finally |
| 1:26.6 | snapped. My dad he's crying because I got really soft hands and they're a little small |
| 1:31.1 | which is why my dad always said I was better off playing a little instrument like a tin |
| 1:34.8 | whistle and not trying to play the trombone or the piano but still I kind of suck her |
| 1:39.0 | punched him. I hope I didn't hurt him. I need to go back. What? Why? Fur fur asks. He's |
| 1:50.4 | hiding in the back of my brain. Her while he was in control. That's when he turned Mrs. |
| 1:55.5 | Donovan into a dog and let her eat Mrs. Clark before slicing off David's fingers. But |
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