Lil Rel

The Champs with Neal Brennan + Moshe Kasher

The Champs

4.7 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 August 2012

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

The Champs sit down with their first "Lil" guest, Rel Howry, rising star comic from Chicago. They discuss his father's crying, white people at camp, girls and religion. S'good.

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0:00.0	Hi. Hey, it's Neil Brennan. Uh, dates, August 16, 17, 18. I am in Atlanta.
0:08.6	Atlanta, you had best fuck with me. And then August 30, 31, 1 and 2 of September.
0:17.0	I am in Richmond, Virginia, Virginia, fuck with me. He will be at the laughing skull,
0:21.3	comedy club in Atlanta. I'm just trying to pick up what you're dropping.
0:24.9	It's motion cashier here. You know me. I'm in town. I'm right on the show.
0:28.6	The new normal. So fuck with the new normal. And by my book, it's about to come out
0:32.4	in paperbacks. All you broke hose will finally be able to afford it.
0:35.8	So just check it out, motioncatcher.com. Follow me on Twitter at motioncatcher.
0:39.4	Fuck with me. Guess what? This is Doug. And I'll be at the FYF fest in LA.
0:44.2	When is that? No, but when is it September 1st or 2nd, one of those days?
0:48.4	And then I'll be in Australia at the end of September. Fun, fun, fun. And well,
0:52.4	what's up? You jab time. Turkey's is a little reasonable. Uh,
0:56.8	I'll be at the Houston improv from August 9th to the 12th. And as Wednesday,
1:01.6	August, what's that knife? I mean, what's 7th? I'll be on Chelsea lately.
1:06.7	So make sure you look out for me on that shit. Fuck with rail. All right. Let's start the
1:10.4	shit.
1:30.4	That's great. I'm excited. I don't know what's going to happen. I know it might
1:36.6	fuck somebody up today. The girl that doesn't text me back. That's the shit.
1:40.1	I don't like when my car runs out of gas. I don't like it. Hemorrhoids.
1:46.0	Hemorrhoids. I don't care for that or eight.
1:49.2	Eight also is really bad. Starbucks is closed. That's the shit. I need a dozen.
1:55.0	Like ladies and gentlemen, speaking of things we don't like, you're tuned into that
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