Hey y'all it's Carrie and do you know what today is it is Donna's 34th birthday and y'all know we got a show her do it up right because your girl deserves it.

Donna is one of the hardest working people I know.

She loves this podcast and loves each and every one of you so freaking much that we just had to put

something together for her and we know she set the bar real fucking high on my

birthday when she got all of you amazing people to send in

birthday messages and I was like, dang what we gonna do for her because again she

deserves it she works so hard and takes care of so many people. She deserves all

of the birthday Good good. So we got a little surprise for her. Shout out, thank you

so much to everybody in the Criponotti who helped.

Thank you so much to Will, Theresa, and Morgan for Keep Him Our Secret,

even though she did see a little bit of a secret message. She didn't read it, but she saw

something about Operation and Donna, but she doesn't know what we did. We wrote a story and we like to call it,

Hey, little Donna, the Donna Elwyn story.

Okay, picture it. August 8th, 1985. Patty was just living her best life, pregnant with her fourth child, a baby girl.

This baby girl decided it would be the perfect day

to make her grand entrance,

and she was never on time in her life again. Donna was a cute chubby kid who loved all things, new kids on the block.

She would play with her neighbor and best friend Tiffany.

They would often smash Barbies' bodies together, pretending they were having sex.

Donna loved the outdoors. She would sit on her porch as her neighbors bike by saying,

hey little Donna! She lived across from the police station and her mom was a glorified ambulance chaser,

complete with her own police scanner.

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