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The Toast

Likeability Is A Prison: Wednesday, May 3rd, 2023

The Toast

Dear Media

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.430.8K Ratings

🗓️ 3 May 2023

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

  1. Kevin Costner’s Wife, Christine, Files For Divorce After 18 Years of Marriage (Page Six) (17:58)
  2. ‘Yellowstone’ Fans are Reeling After Stars Confirm Real-Life Romance with “Epic” Photo (Country Living) (24:44)
  3. James Corden Explains Why He Thinks It’s Time TO Bid Goodbye to ‘The Late Late Show’ and Move On (Up Worthy) (31:42)
  4. Ariana Madix Tells Tom Scandoval ‘I Regret Ever Loving You’ In Volcanic Confrontation From ‘VPR’ Finale Teaser (People) (45:44)
  5. Concertgoer Reportedly Has ‘Loud and Full Body Orgasm’ During LA Philharmonic Performance (People) (54:27)
  • Dear Toasters (1:00:03)

The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob)
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Transcript

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0:00.0

Good morning, millennials and welcome back to the toes happy Wednesday. It is hump day

0:06.4

Don't forget to hump someone you love and I'm sitting next to someone I love so she better watch her fucking back damn

0:12.4

Over twins today. So we like you humping thyself, which is something I've definitely always wanted to explore today could be the day

0:20.2

I don't know if we were with matching my it's giving Carl

0:23.3

We are inspired it's giving no like we talk mad crap about the mech ala meanwhile

0:28.2

We're just like both sitting here in outfits that were selected for selected for you by the people in this room from a pile of stuff

0:35.9

Literally, we are literally Annie. I just don't feel like I don't feel like that's why I'm wearing this today

0:40.7

But the fact speak for themselves. So the subconsciousness is real jacks. Mm-hmm. Yeah, so we have dear toasters today

0:47.5

And I'm so excited. I feel like I haven't done dear toasters in forever. Yeah. No, it's been a minute

0:53.1

Yeah, and I think people need my advice people are really struggling without a hundred percent

0:58.2

Without my two cents. We had Sophia last week and then I think the week before that we had snitch

1:03.9

But I was here on a Wednesday. I think it was me. I think I did dear do did do it two weeks ago

1:10.4

Well, you know what I need to write to your toasters because I have like I actually need to write into unburdening yourselves

1:15.6

Because quite possibly the most embarrassing thing happened to me at stage coach

1:18.2

That I forgot to tell everyone yesterday and like I just need someone to make me feel better about it

1:21.1

Well, you're talking to the wrong girl. I know I know you're gonna be embarrassed of me. Okay

1:26.2

I'll keep in on with mine. Let me tell you how like everyone at stage coach stage coach looked like Taylor Sheridan the creator of

1:32.6

Yellowstone who also plays Travis, right the horse rancher. Yeah, and I thought I saw him like a few times

1:38.9

And then I actually did see him and I knew he was gonna be there like yellowstone had like a big tent at stage coach Luke

1:44.7

Grimes who plays Casey performed. He's a singer

1:47.5

So I just kind of feeling I was gonna get to meet Taylor Sheridan like I was just excited and then I actually did see him like backstage

1:52.9

And like the artist compound. It wasn't like it's very like low key, you know, and I was like oh my god Taylor Sheridan

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