Life Is ShortLife Is Short(er): Happy’s Bday, Tankless Job, and Freddy vs. Jason 🐁

Life is Short with Justin Long

Wondery

Comedy Interviews, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy

4.8 • 9.3K Ratings

🗓️ 29 September 2023

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

The guys open up with a discussion about Moosehead Beer and how Justin had his first sip as a toddler, plus we celebrate Happy the dog’s birthday by feeding him endless Greenies treats. Christian tells an embarrassing story about how he thought his tankless water heater was broken until a repairman charged him $200 to turn on a switch. We read a letter from Kayleen from San Diego about how the show helped her finally find a therapist (thanks, Better Help!). Finally, we hear a voicemail from a stoned listener named Maddie who asks whether the guys would rather fight Freddy Krueger or Jason Voorhees.

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0:00.0	Check it out.
0:09.8	Whoa, cans of mousse, I've never seen that either, cans of mousse and it's got our names
0:15.7	on it.
0:16.7	I see the names.
0:18.2	You got one can each.
0:19.5	It doesn't look like, you know that, yeah, we got two cans each.
0:22.9	The other ones I took to the dump and as I was putting them away as I was throwing them
0:27.3	out, Eric, the guy who works there was like, I like showed them off.
0:32.3	I was like, check it out because he knows I like mousse head beer.
0:34.7	We talk about mousse head because I'm always throwing out bottles of mousse head.
0:39.2	And I said, look at it.
0:40.2	And you know, the problem with these are names being on it is that it looks like it looks
0:46.6	like I drew it on.
0:47.6	It sure does.
0:48.6	Wait, you threw out a can with your name on it?
0:50.9	Yeah, because we already had these two.
0:53.7	And I was like, I don't need to care.
0:55.0	I mean, as it is, it's like, keep, what am I going to do with these?
0:57.3	They could have sent you a case of them.
0:59.4	I know.
1:00.4	Well, you know how people, you know social justice people say, do better.
1:04.2	I can't stand that.
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