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Life is Short with Justin Long

Life Is Short(er) Re-Run: Skunk Orgy, Daily Compliments, and Accumulating Trash 💅🏼

Life is Short with Justin Long

Wondery

Comedy Interviews, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy

4.89.3K Ratings

🗓️ 12 July 2024

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

The guys suffer through Happy’s dog farts while they discuss how Justin and Kate ate rancid meat and lived to tell the tale, then Christian recounts how he said something awkwardly sexual in the presence of some manly bros. We read a letter from Courtney about that one time Justin touched her shoulder after Seminar on Broadway, plus she offers a WYR about whether they’d want to receive a compliment a day or a bit of helpful feedback a day. Finally, we hear a voicemail from Zaira full of compliments and a WYR about having long toe nails vs finger nails. 

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0:00.0

Hello, hello, hello, yes. As Vince Ron would say, let me set the table for you.

0:10.0

We are at Christian's house. You're with happy for the first time right first time whilst recording certainly yeah

0:16.6

happy our dog he is licking he does this thing where he licks his wrist I think it's

0:21.1

I think it's I think that breed does it. It's a neurotic. I've heard that that's because of anxiety. That's what

0:27.1

Tanner used to do. Maggie's dog. Yeah. R. I. P. I. P. P. P. P. P. Is here and when he first came down, he won't leave your side. So he plunked down next to you and he was like,

0:39.6

he's a big dog. He's like 85 pounds. And I was like, is he going to be doing that the whole time?

0:44.0

Because this would be a very different episode.

0:46.0

But thankfully, he stopped doing it.

0:48.0

And now he's just licking his wrist,

0:50.0

which I don't think is messing up the sound.

0:51.0

No, it's distracting to me a little bit

0:54.0

because it's in my eye line,

0:55.2

but you don't seem to mind.

0:56.6

No, okay, let's focus.

0:57.6

Okay, here we go.

0:58.6

What's on your short list?

0:59.0

My short list is, well, speaking of Happy a little bit,

1:02.2

it is, I think I teased this the other day

1:05.7

My shortlist is I had an experience recently with rancid meat

1:11.2

That's right. Oh. I've forgotten about that. And a funny thing kind of happened and there's something I want to talk about concerning that.

1:21.6

Okay, I have a couple yard related things to talk to about I love

1:26.8

yard stuff I was good oh good because I had a little yard thing that I didn't I didn't

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