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Life is Short with Justin Long

Life Is Short(er) Re-Run: Letting Go, Elder Abuse, and TJ’s Insider 🐄

Life is Short with Justin Long

Wondery

Comedy Interviews, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy

4.89.3K Ratings

🗓️ 19 July 2024

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

The guys both have a lot to say about the Indiana Jones franchise, Justin visits a farm that makes him feel better about eating dairy and he recounts another chapter of the woodchuck versus garden saga. Then we read a letter from a fan who works for Trader Joe’s, and they give us some insight into why their cashiers always seems to ask somewhat personal questions while you’re checking out. Finally, Mateo writes in asking if we’re watching The Bachelorette these days (yes, of course we are), and his WYR ponders whether the guys would rather have seen The Beatles at Shea Stadium or as part of a TV audience…before ending with a classic Peter out.

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0:00.0

I have a slightly longer short list but I'm excited about I'm excited to tell you because I think it'll affect you directly and it's going to it's

0:16.1

going to be I think you'll like to hear it you personally Christian will like to

0:19.0

hear it I'm excited and it's also good news because I have my short list is on the short side I think so good okay

0:24.6

Nice balance we'll get a nice balance. Yeah both have to have different length short list to create a nice balance between you two

0:36.6

Okay, so my the reason it affects you is because it might affect how you feel about dairy and I know you've been struggling with dairy.

0:39.4

Who's Gary?

0:40.4

Dairy.

0:41.4

Like a dairy farm like L to you know like milk was just thinking about dairy that's so funny

0:47.4

Because I'm drinking dairy right now. I've been thinking about Gary because a friend of mine wrote this amazing script and he wants me to play a part called

0:55.2

it's a small part but it's called Gary and so I've been thinking like how can I can I be

0:58.9

can I be Gary I mean that huh you could be Gary we have uncle named Gary, but now we're straying from our short list.

1:04.4

So you want to talk about Dairy.

1:05.6

So Dairy, specifically from a place in the Berkshires and of course Woodchucks are back in my life.

1:12.1

And yes, and Indiana, and we've been watching some great movies some great old

1:15.7

the classics Indiana Jones.

1:18.0

It sounded like you were saying Indiana Jones and I was gonna say that my

1:20.6

shoreless is I want to talk to you about Indiana Jones.

1:22.8

How? Which I just saw. Oh you saw the new one. Yeah, so let's talk about it.

1:27.2

I'm a little nervous because I haven't seen it yet, but okay. No spoilers here.

1:30.8

What was the thing that we were going to say instead of spoiler alert like

1:33.5

spoilers ahead or you ruined it or you oh yeah we had another term for oh maybe I

1:39.2

wrote it down well I'll look while okay. Well, we hear this music.

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