Life Is Short(er) Re-Run: Cats and Dogs, Cubicle Life, and Heartbreak 🥒

Life is Short with Justin Long

Wondery

Comedy Interviews, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy

4.8 • 9.3K Ratings

🗓️ 2 August 2024

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Justin and Christian talk about eating strange vegetables in public, what feral and domestic animals would say to humans, and yet again they discuss just how out of touch they are with what’s cool these days. Then they answer a letter about how to simplify your life as a young adult, and they tackle a Would You Rather. Finally, they offer advice to a listener going through a tough break up.

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0:00.0	Would this be a nice way to start?
0:07.0	You know, I don't really hear you do it. I just see your jowls going up and down.
0:16.0	Jowl, jowls are down here, right?
0:19.0	Jowls are below your mouth, I think.
0:21.0	Like old judges are like here me here me like
0:26.3	droopy dog like the droopy they're drooping jowls right that's what the
0:30.5	droopy is referring like Kate's dog happy has those like,
0:34.0	those Jowels.
0:35.0	But what are Jowels, cheeks?
0:37.0	I think Jowels are lower cheeks.
0:39.0	They're like cheeks that, aren't they the ones that come below your mouth?
0:43.0	Like they're kind of hang below your mouth.
0:44.5	I don't know.
0:45.0	We should learn this.
0:45.8	We're gonna have them soon.
0:46.8	Jowals, hopefully.
0:49.1	I hope we live long enough.
0:50.6	To to Jowal age.
0:52.2	To get Jowls. I think our family, the men and our family have very pronounced
0:58.0	chowels, unfortunately. Some people never have jowels, like Paul Newman never had jowels.
1:03.2	Not pronounced jowels. Jowels.
1:07.0	Yeah, unfortunately.
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