Life Is Short(er): Audition Guilt, Ghost Aunt, and 5-Year-Old Body 🎬

Life is Short with Justin Long

Wondery

Comedy Interviews, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy

4.8 • 9.3K Ratings

🗓️ 14 June 2024

⏱️ 60 minutes

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This week on the show, the guys wish they could send thank you notes to every person who auditioned for their new horror film, and they debate whether it’s better to be compared to Napoleon Bonaparte or Napoleon Dynamite. Salma writes in with a story about a paranormal experience involving the ghost of her aunt. Geoffa calls in from Ecuador with a mind-bending Would You Rather.

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0:00.0	The
0:05.0	little scary, it's like jumping off the cliff.
0:08.0	This is the tease and my tease is that I have nothing to tease.
0:12.0	You both have to not have nothing to tease.
0:13.1	You both have to not have anything to tease.
0:15.6	It's gonna be exciting.
0:16.6	It's like a little thriller.
0:17.6	We don't have a net.
0:19.0	I will say, I just, now that I'm thinking about it,
0:22.4	as I was driving here this guy
0:24.4	stopped in the middle of the road in his car and it was a little annoying because I was
0:28.9	waiting from to go and I thought it maybe he was trying to park but he just stopped in the
0:32.2	middle of the road right outside your house.
0:34.8	And so I realized he was stopping them for whatever reason and I made the turn and I saw that
0:42.0	he had stopped his car, rolled down his window, and he was taking a picture of Tina the
0:45.9	Turkey.
0:47.1	Oh!
0:48.1	It was, which I probably would have done too.
0:50.9	And I was like, was she in my yard?
0:54.0	She was right in front of your yard.
0:57.3	Her space, you know, she was in her foyer.
1:02.3	Tina's sidewalk and he really was taking and I thought I've gotten kind of used to
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