We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick. We speak to you from our present, which we can only assume is your distant past, the turbulent time that was the early 21st century.

Fearing the great cataclysm that will surely befall our civilization, we began this monumental

reference of strange and obscure human knowledge.

These recordings represent our attempt to compile and preserve wonders and esoterica that would otherwise be lost.

So whether you're listening from an advanced civilization or have just reinvented the technology to decrypt our transmissions,

this is our legacy to you.

This is our time capsule.

This is the omnibus. Oh, You have accessed entry 718.2c1102.

Certificate number 1168.

8. None. and the lieutenant none

lieutenant none in the united kingdom although

lieutenant none's adventures have not made it to the BBC.

Oh, one of the few adventures that haven't.

They have all kinds of left tenants solving village crime, but no lieutenant none.

Lieutenant is king.

Lieutenant none seems like it might be a, is it an anime?

I've seen all 18 seasons of lieutenant none.

Lieutenant none is definitely like a 70s, porno.

Like 100% for sure.

Lieutenant, none, I need your badge and your gun and your underwear.

Lieutenant Nunn is actually both a lieutenant and a nun.

Although the lieutenant's an ex-non at least, and the lieutenant part is a little iffy.

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