Lick the Crickets by Larry Massett
Home of the Brave
Scott Carrier
4.9 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 18 April 2018
⏱️ 28 minutes
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From following the news lately I feel like I don't know who to believe or who to trust, like I don't know what's going on or why and things are only going to get worse and there's nothing I can do about it. In times like this maybe surrealistic poetry and Dada make more sense than realism.
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to Home of the Brave. I'm Scott Carrier. I've been holding off playing this show because it's not the type of thing I normally do, but I think now is the right time to let it out in the open |
| 0:14.8 | unleash this beast upon the public it's called Lick the Crickets by Larry |
| 0:20.2 | Massey. We are Crickets from another planet and one of us is a wolf. |
| 0:35.0 | One of us is a wolf. |
| 0:37.0 | Wolf. |
| 0:38.0 | But that's for another day. |
| 0:41.0 | That's for another day. The important thing right now is no we come in peace. |
| 0:47.0 | No we come in peace. |
| 0:53.0 | And to you, we say, We say, chirp, chirrchirchir. |
| 1:06.1 | We come in peace. |
| 1:07.8 | We come in peace to help you make more efficient use of your resources, land, water, minerals, all that. |
| 1:15.4 | Silver Mines, yes. Also, did you realize you could grow ten times your corn crop |
| 1:21.2 | just by being a wee bit rational. |
| 1:24.2 | We're not asking for thanks. |
| 1:26.1 | Being rational is not your thing. |
| 1:27.9 | Fine. |
| 1:28.9 | But could you at least shake the lead out of your pants when we ask you to pitch in, it's not like you're busy. |
| 1:35.1 | Believe it or not, napping all day and boozing and screwing each other's wives all night |
| 1:39.8 | isn't busy. |
| 1:41.3 | It's just decadent to say nothing of your abominable abominations. |
| 1:46.0 | Make a sick skunk on a stick. |
| 1:50.0 | You make, love, no. You may be |
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