Library Socialism & Usufruct (2019)

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🗓️ 2 January 2024

⏱️ 106 minutes

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For your use and enjoyment: a re-run of a fan-favorite episode of Srsly Wrong, using the lenses of history, complexity, retention, and culmination to talk about libraries, sharing, and the socialist future...

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0:00.0	Warning. The following episode of Seriously Wrong takes latent potentiality and makes it explicit.
0:09.8	I'm wrong, you're wrong, he is wrong, she's wrong, they're wrong, we're wrong, we're wrong, you're wrong, I am wrong. We are wrong. Seriously, seriously, seriously wrong.
0:26.6	Today's episode of Seriously Wrong is brought to you by All That Was, All That Is Now, and All That Ever Will be.
0:36.6	Here at the Was Is and Ever Will be transdimensional library of everything, we strive to ensure
0:41.3	that everything is properly and diligently recorded. So we have a complete collection of all that was is and ever will be.
0:49.3	Mr. Was is and Ever Will Be. The results from the History expedition aren't looking good.
0:53.3	History is being generated faster than we can capture. You don't talk to Mr. What is? Was and Ever Will be. The results from the history expedition aren't looking good. History is being
0:54.2	generated faster than we can capture. You don't talk to Mr. What Is Was and Ever Will Be? Our mission is that nothing is lost. We're going to have to upgrade the servers in the What Will be in the What Is sections imminently. They just can't hold the amount of data that's coming in from the We have a total server failure on Galaxy 32A, Universe B, Timeline.
1:11.0	So fix it.
1:11.8	I'm trying, sir.
1:12.7	Time is not moving any slower.
1:14.4	History keeps... We have a total server failure on Galaxy 32A, Universe B, Timeline.
1:11.0	So fix it.
1:11.8	I'm trying, sir.
1:12.7	Time is not moving any slower.
1:14.4	History keeps being creative.
1:15.7	The only universal constant is change.
1:17.7	Nothing lasts, but we make sure that nothing is lost.
1:20.7	Understand me.
1:21.3	I understand, yes.
1:23.3	Sorry, sir.
1:25.0	All that was is and ever will be.
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