Welcome to Libero. I'm Rory Smith, and we'll get on with the show in a moment, but I just wanted to

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So, this is episode 29 of Libero, the podcast about the least important of the least important things, as Marcella Lippey once said. And I'm joined, I think, for the second time in a row,

by Jonathan Wilson and Midell Delaney. And for one of you, this is quite a big week, because

Miguel, you're getting a train.

Yes, to Jonathan Wilson's wedding.

So Jonathan Wilson's wedding. We've just been talking about table plans.

Me and Miguel are on separate tables, but we wanted to check that we were okay with that and we didn't want to move it around at this late date.

Jonathan, tell us what your tables are named after.

There's 11 tables, which you don't look a gift horse like that in the mouth.

So they're named after the hungry team of 1953, he beat England, 6'3 at Wembley. I'm on the top

table, obviously, grossish, and then you'll be go through from Buzanski to Sheebor. So you're on

number eight, Coxish, and Moose. As you requested, you're on number nine Hiddikiti.

I feel like that is the best name table to have.

What is the top table called Grossish?

Yeah, the goalkeeper.

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