Liar Liar, Pants On Fire! | Reading Reddit Stories
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🗓️ 24 May 2025
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0:00 Intro
2:18 I've been hiding a huge secret for 3 years https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueOffMyChest/comments/1jorp40/ive_been_hiding_a_huge_secret_from_everyone_in_my/
13:54 I told my bf's family I bought the house https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/1k29m69/aita_for_telling_my_boyfriends_family_that_i/
31:43 The volunteer gig they flaked on was actually paid https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/1jyggrl/aita_for_not_telling_my_friend_that_the_volunteer/
41:06 I've been faking an allergy for YEARS https://www.reddit.com/r/confession/comments/1jq6uxd/ive_been_faking_an_allergy_for_years_and_now_its/
54:13 My husband lied about the reasoning of his tattoo https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoHotTakes/comments/1aolt75/my_husband_lied_about_the_reasoning_for_his/
1:06:07 I lied to my coworker about the cupcakes in the break room https://www.reddit.com/r/confession/comments/1jppcz7/i_lied_to_my_coworker_about_the_cupcakes_in_the/
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to Smosh reads Reddit Stories. I'm Shane and today's theme is liars. And I'm joined by |
| 0:06.8 | one liar. Yeah. And one person who tells the truth. Good. Which one is it? |
| 0:13.8 | Amanda. I'm a little lying girl. Yeah. Take off your baby bomb. I lied about it. |
| 0:18.6 | Could you imagine if it was a prank? I actually was thinking about that. I'm like, that would be awful. Okay. To be clear, Arasha, you thought this was a prank. You need to talk to Aaron Dugal about this. Like, once a week, I would be like, I'm not fucking falling for this shit. And I know why. It's because I showed her an ultrasound picture and they did have the wrong date on it, |
| 0:20.4 | which I don't know why that happened. And I fucking clocked it. And she went, that's the wrong date. And I went, oh, that's so weird it is. Like, so you thought Amanda would wear a fake baby bump every day, for months, even in videos just to fool you. |
| 0:55.0 | I pitched it first. |
| 0:57.0 | I was like, I will do that. |
| 1:00.0 | I would never in my life. |
| 1:03.0 | I'm not a prankster. |
| 1:05.0 | I just, it eats me up inside. |
| 1:07.0 | No, it's, it's, it's, it's hard. |
| 1:10.0 | Yeah. It's hard. but it's fun. Are you |
| 1:11.7 | retired? I'm done now. You're done lying. I'm done. Okay. Never again. Okay. Um, before we begin, |
| 1:19.0 | I want to point out, we are about one year after the famous story where we had both of you |
| 1:25.1 | here and we talked about the guy who was paying his wife |
| 1:28.6 | for sex. And we lost our minds. Christmas time. We filmed that episode at like 6 p.m. on a Friday after |
| 1:37.4 | filming so many videos that week. And we were out of it. No. And it's Friday right now. It is Friday. |
| 1:43.6 | And it's the last pit video. Friday right now. It is Friday. And it's the last pit video of the week. |
| 1:46.1 | I was crying. |
| 1:47.6 | It was just so funny to me that it was Christmas and a little blowjob and he would give |
| 1:52.2 | her purses. |
| 1:53.2 | Not the little blowjob. |
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