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Steve Allen - A Little Bit Extra

Lewis Bloor: "It only goes to prove - nice looking, thick as a brick"

Steve Allen - A Little Bit Extra

Global

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.3808 Ratings

🗓️ 12 August 2016

⏱️ 13 minutes

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Summary

Just for the podcasters - a little bit extra from the acerbic wit of London's longest-serving talkshow host!

Transcript

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0:00.0

My first was perfect for nights out.

0:03.2

Then I wanted a more comfortable one.

0:05.2

Next, I fancied one for trips to the beach,

0:08.2

but now I've found one that's got it all.

0:11.4

Whether it's a little black jazz or a comfy cross star for your weekend escapes,

0:15.3

this season's must have is a Honda Jazz.

0:18.4

Bag yourself a thousand pounds saving in the Honda Grand Summer Sale

0:21.7

ends August 31st. Honda, the power of dreams. Terms apply. Visit honda.com.uk or participating retailers.

0:30.3

This is a download from LBC. Steve Allen's Little Bit Extra. Morning everybody. Welcome

0:37.2

along to your free podcast for today. It's Friday, the 12th of August. And it's the weekend, and it's fantastic, and we're looking forward to it. As long as the weather's okay, I'm not expecting too much. Might go and get the car washed, but apart from that, not doing anything. Put some air in the tyres, and that's about it. That's the highlight of the weekend. But I don't care. I've got peaches to eat. I've got a brecceco in the boot and I've got some nice food in the fridge and I've got loads of videos to watch and DVDs. Videos. Who watches videos nowadays? Over at the Big Brother House, it's got, it's got just disgustingly tacky. You're worth nothing. Rude word before that. René Grasiano

1:13.3

unleashes her wrath on Stephen Bear. In an explosive rant, as she vows to show Chloe

1:18.9

calm what mob wives are made of. She's branded Stephen Bear because he is a more pathetic

1:25.2

waste of space. But of course, because he's so thick,

1:28.4

he doesn't understand at all. He just sort of get, yeah, and so he shouts back. She's branded him ignorant, childish and selfish. And I think that would just about sum him up. He's a vile piece of work. In fact, actually, so many of them are. Chloe Kahn is vile, and most of the other one, Marnie Simpson, disgusting, and Lewis Bloor's drunken antics. I'm in a pathetic waste of space.

1:46.0

Your parents must be so thrilled with you, all of you. So thrilled.

1:51.0

That's our daughter, the slag. It's not good, is it? It's not good at all.

1:54.0

Anyway, Bear proposed a toast to Reese for nominating his love interest, Chloe, and it's ridiculous.

2:02.0

They've all kicked off.

2:05.8

Now they vowed to dismantle out of control Chloe, Bear, Marnie and Lewis after their wild knight of passion.

2:07.6

They're just a bunch of old tarts.

2:09.3

That's all it is.

2:10.1

I feel a bit sorry, actually, for sort of the younger members.

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