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Petty Crimes

Letters From Lulu

Petty Crimes

Hartbeat

Comedy, True Crime

4.8685 Ratings

🗓️ 27 September 2022

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

Call Me By My Name, starring Grandma Lulu and Stella Starlight. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

It's the cinematic event of the year.

0:03.1

Critics say astonishing, tremendous, a triumph of savings.

0:07.3

Are you talking about death of a unicorn?

0:09.4

No, Sergei.

0:10.0

It's two-for-one cinema tickets from Compares the Market.

0:12.7

Oh.

0:13.5

But you can use this magnificent offer to see Death of a Unicorn only in cinemas.

0:18.7

Woo-hoo!

0:19.3

Get two-for-one cinema tickets every Tuesday or Wednesday with compares the market.

0:23.2

Simples.

0:24.1

When you take out qualifying product to compare the market,

0:26.3

one membership per year, participating cinemas, two standard tickets only cheap as free.

0:29.3

T's and Cs apply.

0:32.3

Welcome back to...

0:38.8

Welcome back to... That's all I can do

0:41.3

Welcome back to Petty Crimes, the only true crime comedy podcast that exclusively investigates non-crimes.

0:52.7

What's your name?

0:53.8

I'm here. What's yours name? I'm here.

0:54.7

What's yours?

0:55.7

Griff?

0:56.3

Nice to meet you.

0:57.0

Nice to meet you, too.

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