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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

LettASS, Water Cannons, & The Baby J Tapes (FULL SHOW 4/16)

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8671 Ratings

🗓️ 16 April 2026

⏱️ 116 minutes

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Summary

Jake the Nerd's early radio days included jocking in Seattle under the moniker 'Baby J.' We heard some of the Baby J tapes today and they were more cringe than we could have ever imagined. Sick of dating apps? We talked to a woman solving the LA dating crisis by turning Dodger games into singles events. Jillian Pfeiffer from Drafted Events joined us to talk about the huge increase in demand for her business of renting out 'single sections' at Dodger games so you can watch your team score while trying to score yourself. Johnny did some undercover reporting at Trader Joe's to see if Klein was right about encountering the world's most 'unfriendly' Trader Joe's employee. Spoiler: nothing was accomplished because Johnny recorded with his phone inside a bag of trail mix. Ally was pressured into celebrating her cat's birthday yesterday and quickly realized shopping for a cat's birthday is just as hard as shopping for Hanukkah decorations. We also learned Klein doesn't know how to spell lettuce.

Transcript

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0:00.0

This episode of Klein Alley Show is brought to you by the only place with good airport news these days, San Bernardino International Airport.

0:07.2

That's right.

0:07.9

Grab your skis and fly to Provo from San Bernardino this winter for your skiing, snowboarding, or just good all-fashioned snowball fights.

0:15.0

Avoid long lines and delays that will litter other airports this winter.

0:19.6

And as always, the parking in San Bernardino International Airport is only five bucks.

0:23.4

That's right.

0:24.1

Five dollars.

0:25.2

Go to San Francisco, Provo, Utah.

0:27.2

Make your winter dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport.

0:31.2

Hey, what's going on, Quentin Allie?

0:33.4

Are you ready?

0:36.1

Hello, Klein an Allie, you little bitch.

0:39.4

Clining Allie, it's just okay.

0:42.8

Just don't like things about you too much.

0:45.7

Good morning, everybody.

0:47.6

Oh, sweet David State, did you see that?

0:50.0

Meet about Clown All right.

0:51.7

Let's get the still shouted.

0:53.7

The show started. The show started.

0:56.1

The show started.

0:57.4

We are live in Los Angeles.

0:59.8

Three, two, one.

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