Well, howdy there, Internet people, it's spell again.

So today, we're going to talk about Trump's Canada bridge, hockey, and milk rant.

Trump, for some inexplicable reason, is saying he's going to stop the Gordy Howe International Bridge.

This bridge has been in the works for decades, and previous administrations, including his,

work to make it happen. The Canadians are building the bridge over the Detroit River,

to connect our city of Detroit to their Windsor. He unleashed on social media with an incredibly bizarre rant that, sadly, I'm going to have to read all of.

I'll break it up to try to add some form to it.

Quote, as everyone knows, the country of Canada has treated the United States very unfairly for decades.

Now things are turning around for the USA, and fast.

But imagine, Canada is building a massive bridge between Ontario and Michigan.

They own both the Canada and the United States side,

and of course built it with virtually no U.S. content. President Barack Hussein Obama

stupidly gave them a waiver so they could get around the Buy American Act and not use any American products, including our steel.

Now the Canadian government expects me, as president of the United States, to permit them to just take advantage of America.

What does the United States of America get? Absolutely nothing. We get a bridge, infrastructure,

something we definitely need. Also, reminder, construction began in 2018, under Trump. Okay, moving back

to Trump's post, he continued. Quote, Ontario won't even put

U.S. spirits, beverages, and other alcoholic products on their shelves. They are absolutely

prohibited from doing so. And now, on top of everything else, Prime Minister Carney wants to make a deal with China,

which will eat Canada alive. We'll just get the leftovers. I don't think so.

The first thing China will do is terminate all ice hockey being played in Canada and permanently

eliminate the Stanley Cup. The tariffs Canada charges us

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