Well, howdy there internet people, let's bow again.

So today we are going to check in on

U.S. Representative George Santos.

It's been a while since we talked about him and I figure it's a good time to check in because it's been like three months since we talked about him.

The last time we spoke about him, it was when there was a rumor coming

out of certain segments of the American right that suggested he was

actually a really good guy that he was a super secret spy working for Trump and Maggowworld and that's why his

background was so sketchy because he was like undercover and stuff. There are evidence of that was that the United States Department of Justice

stepped in and told the Federal Election Commission to back off

and I mean that video outlined that sure that's a theory. He could be you know a super secret double agent or something, but a more likely answer,

more likely reason for DOJ doing that is that he's under criminal investigation and they didn't want a

civil FEC investigation getting in the way of the criminal one.

So one. So in completely unrelated news, reporting suggests that U.S.

Representative George Santos has been indicted.

The indictment is currently under seal and should remain so until he is

until he answers to it, meaning he turns himself in or he's picked up, one of the two.

Because it's under sealed the exact nature of the charges is unknown.

There's a lot of speculation about it.

Most of the coverage is kind of rehashing everything that he has said, going through all of his

various claims.

That's not it.

That's not what he's being charged over.

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