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Well, howdy there

there internet people let's bow again so today we're going to talk about my

morning routine and plot holes most mornings I wake, I grab my coffee and I start reading my messages.

Invariably, almost every single day, somebody sends me some wild theory.

And to be honest, I enjoy them.

I think it's a good way to start my day.

It forces me to think outside the box and

entertain it and I have this like multi-step process that occurs when I'm reading

one of these theories.

And the first is, like, is this feasible,

does it make sense, that kind of stuff?

And most times it's not, and it doesn't.

There's glaring plot holes almost every single time and then my

mind switches to how would I do it if this if this was a goal the stated goal in this theory, how would I do it?

If I was the powers that be the evil mastermind behind it all, right? So that happened this morning and this one is

definitely worth sharing because it's it's pretty entertaining when you get to the

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