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Shutdown Fullcast

Let's Make Coaches Earn Their Pay

Shutdown Fullcast

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Sports, Football

4.82.9K Ratings

🗓️ 30 May 2018

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

At least half of FBS coaches made $1 million or more last season, and there doesn't seem to be any workable, smart way to keep those salaries from continuing to balloon. Fortunately, we have several dumb and bad ways to offer instead, as well as timely opinions on:ShrekFootball in the northeastImproving a mediocre football teamRap beefs and how white dads should not be your source for information on themThe first down chainOne pot mealsStar Wars, yet again Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Welcome to the shutdown full cast. It's the Internet's only college football podcast. Remember an important part of college football is beef with arrival.

0:12.8

Like I don't know. It's talking about great rivalries like push a T and Drake to college football teams.

0:20.8

This is what happens if Texas and A&M ever get back together. It's going to go exactly.

0:26.0

Which not that they're rivals. I would never say that they're rivals. No, no, no.

0:29.8

I said Texas is Drake in this example. Oh, Texas is 100%

0:34.0

I think I think this one is if you see if I ever actually got Bama.

0:41.4

Wait, which one is Bama? We'll push his Bama in this scenario. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

0:47.5

Yeah, I'm sorry. It's just the way it is. The universe universe doesn't bend to our feelings as Drake

0:51.6

recently learned. Oh, no, that's a great, but but it is, but this is like every we want Bama school.

0:57.7

Like this is that moment for them where it's like, oh, they're here now. Well,

1:03.0

shouldn't have done that. Okay. How about how about and everything about it?

1:07.8

Vandy then Drake is Vandy when Vandy wanted Bama last year.

1:11.3

Hmm. Extremely got Bama. Jesus. Yeah. I think the underestimation here is always this,

1:18.1

which is an Alabama player wouldn't actually pull a spine buster on me at the 50 in the first quarter.

1:24.4

Yeah. Yeah. They would. Yes, they would. Yes, they would.

1:28.4

Dominic Foxworth said just a few minutes ago, pointing out that all he started by saying that all

1:33.6

music genres need distracts, which is true, but he then corrected himself to say that all

1:38.3

professions need the equivalent of rap battles. And I agree because I was trying to think of other

1:43.6

professions that do this. And it's basically rap and like challenging for first chair French horn.

1:50.1

Which is the rap of the orchestra? Oh, totally. Yeah. Yeah. I like this because Wikipedia is too

1:58.8

scared to really even describe it. Like it's all under the little Wayne and Drake section of

2:05.0

a contribution. Controversies. Yeah, it's just who. This is if you don't know what we're talking

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