She said it because of his wet blanket energy. Unhidged. That's actually a good thing. You better say happy anniversary to me. Does it count if you have to tell me to say it? I mean, I shouldn't have to tell you, Jackie. Like, you should just know. Right. You should have flowers waiting on the table for me. Aw, what if I, I know, I didn't send you flowers.

I was thinking about sending you something.

That's sweet.

I didn't want, I didn't want you, and this could be our intro.

Hey guys, we'll get to it.

But I didn't want you, I was going to send you something.

And then I didn't want you to think, oh, fuck, I forgot.

I didn't send her something now I have to say I didn't want you to feel it out of obligation so in turn you just didn't get something and that's a bummer for you no because okay

okay do you know that um episode of the big bang theory where sheldon like gets into this so it's like

sure I would have gotten something if you sent me something but then I would just have to send

you something back so really I just net out at

zero regardless, right? Like, we could get each other nothing. Or you could get me something for $25,

and I could get you something for $25. And then we're back where we started. I know people that have

gone in like weddings like that, like not like husband and wife, but like friends. If they had

weddings in the same period of time, they're like, let's call it even. Like, it's not worth. Like, we're both spending a shit ton of money. Like, you just keep your money and I keep mine and it's like whatever. I think that's a good way to be, quite frankly. Like, unless I'm getting a gift from like someone I'm dating or my parents, like we're coming out neutral.

So let's just not even bother.

Okay.

But I was going to buy a very lovely gift. I didn't think of what it would be. I know. But wouldn't you feel bad if then I got you something that wasn't as good? And then you lose. It's our four year anniversary guys today. We're very excited. Such a milestone. I want to go down memory lane.

But you know you could have just accepted it.

And then it's like, okay, clearly I didn't send one. So it's fine. And you could have just accepted it. That's happened to me before. Where you've just gotten gifts for people and then they didn't reciprocate? Yeah. I mean, sure. I guess that's happened to me too, but that's not the

ideal situation. I know two people on planet Earth who they were getting married around the same

time. And one friend was like, when it was time for her to give the other one a gift, she gave her

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