Let’s Get High: 4/20 Edition [VIDEO]

Call Her Daddy

Alex Cooper

Comedy

4.4 • 164.3K Ratings

🗓️ 20 April 2022

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

This week, join Father Cooper for a SOLO EPISODE. Call Her Daddy debuts the very first vlog podcast. Listen AND WATCH your father as she gets stoned out of her mind in celebration of 4/20. Before getting completely baked, Big Al reminisces on the first time she got high- it was her, three men, in a car, with a water bottle. Do you like to fuck while you’re high? Al does! Your dad shares the first time she got stoned, with the ultimate pothead, Slim Shady (and trust me he’s no Angel). It resulted in a sexual nightmare. And, with baseball season upon us, Alex found a way to throw two other MLB teams under the bus by sharing the shopping list of drugs they demanded she buy them. But hey, it’s their money!! As the weed sets in, Alex get’s deep, answering the philosophical questions you all want to know the answers to. The munchies hit - so join your Papa in the kitchen while she makes her favorite high snack. She didn’t burn the house down… that’s a win. Watch Alex like you’ve never seen her before…taking a gravity bong to the face. Come get stoned with your dad and let’s celebrate this holiday. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	What is up,
0:03.0	what is up daddy gang?
0:04.6	It is your founding father Alex Cooper.
0:07.5	With call her daddy.
0:09.3	The first time I got high was in high school. I never had any interest in smoking and then I met this boy.
0:28.1	And he lived in the neighborhood across from me and we started hooking up and I remember he was a big pothead and so naturally I wanted to smoke with him.
0:32.6	I will never forget.
0:34.1	It was a Friday.
0:35.4	I get home from school.
0:36.7	He text me.
0:37.8	He's like, hey, do you want to hang out?
0:40.0	Me and my friends are going to go smoke.
0:41.9	I was so nervous, but I was just happy he was texting me.
0:45.1	So I was like, yeah.
0:46.3	He picks me up.
0:47.3	It's three of him and his friends and then me.
0:50.0	We drive to like a random neighborhood nearby. We park the car and I'm thinking like I've seen this in movies like it's gonna look like a cigarette and I'm gonna take a little hit and things will be all right.
1:06.6	And then his friend pulled out a water bottle and I'm like thinking in my head like what is going on and it's sideways and there's a hole in the water
1:11.5	bottle and I remember wanting to die because everyone in the car knew how to do it. I had no idea what I was going to do.
1:18.5	But I liked him so much. I didn't want to feel like a fucking prude, which now in hindsight, like why didn't you just be like how do I do this but I didn't want to say I didn't know how to do it so the water bottles getting passed around and I'm like trying to peak like see how they're doing it because I'm like I don't know what I'm doing.
1:34.0	They're doing something with the cap and taking the cap off but I could not get a hint of how to do it.
1:38.0	Finally his friend in the backseat with me passes me the water bottle and I have no idea what to do and so I kind of like
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