Let's Get FERAL

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

5 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 11 September 2024

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Episode #598: Zack Bauer (not to be confused with Jack Bauer) is back, and he’s ready to teach you how to date! more! hotties! through the magic of being FERAL. A 33P rivalry! Date more hotties Bryan’s too soft Gotta get those ladies to bounce Zack Bauer He does NOT want to open her… Rodney ;) Robot PUAs Skibidi We MUST see the in field footage Wanna bounce? Call Zack You like jorts? Bait them How To Be FERAL QUANTUM PHYSICS Start a fight with a girl! Come To Our Shows: Dania Beach Improv (Tuesday, Sept. 24th) The Funny Bone Orlando (Wednesday, Sept. 25th) Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB Follow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast YT: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak www.tcbpodcast.com Executive Producer: Bryan Green Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Astrid B. Green Producer & Audio Editor: Christina Archer Christina’s Podcast: Apple Podcasts & Spotify To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Our planets have fall equinoxes.
0:03.0	How do they celebrate on the equinae?
0:05.0	On Uranus, they go nuts.
0:08.0	They...
0:10.0	On this episode of the commercial break
0:16.1	We have a technique we call conversation.
0:19.7	We have a technique we call talking.
0:22.1	Now get out your not pads.
0:27.0	I'm about to blow your mind.
0:34.0	By opening your mouth and making different vocal tones with your tongue in your throat,
0:39.0	using your lips to support the vowels,
0:42.0	you too can get laid.
0:45.0	This is complicated, I know.
0:47.0	The next episode of the commercial break starts now.
0:54.0	Oh, yeah,
0:55.0	Cuz!
0:57.0	Oh, yeah, Cats and kittens,
0:59.0	Welcome back to the commercial break.
1:00.0	I'm Brian Green, and this is the Evan to my Dando,
1:03.0	Chris and Joy Holy, Best to you, Chris.
1:05.0	Best to you, Brian.
1:06.0	And Best to you out there in the podcast universe, Evan Dando and the Dandos.
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