Let's Die in Space

We Have Concerns

Anthony Carboni/Jeff Cannata

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4.9 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 1 August 2014

⏱️ 21 minutes

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Summary

A simulated Mars mission on Hawaii comes to an end, prompting Jeff and Anthony to wonder whether they'd go to Mars, what it's like to knowingly go somewhere strange to die, and if these fakers even got a decent Mars experience. Hey! If you're enjoying the show, please take a moment to rate/review it on whatever service you use to listen. Here's the iTunes link: [http://bit.ly/wehaveconcerns](http://bit.ly/wehaveconcerns) Jeff on Twitter: [http://twitter.com/jeffcannata](http://twitter.com/jeffcannata) Anthony on Twitter: [http://twitter.com/acarboni](http://twitter.com/acarboni) Read about the mock mission: [http://www.space.com/26656-mock-mars-mission-ends-hawaii-hiseas2.html](http://www.space.com/26656-mock-mars-mission-ends-hawaii-hiseas2.html)

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0:00.0	All of the, I think about the tradition of Bachelor Party the night before and how long
0:22.6	that was the tradition.
0:23.6	Yeah.
0:24.6	And I'm like, how the fuck did anybody ever get married?
0:27.2	I know right.
0:28.2	How did that happen?
0:29.2	How did this dude, how did this lady, how did anybody show up and look pretty for
0:34.6	their wedding?
0:35.6	There's weird traditions.
0:37.4	Yeah.
0:38.4	You know, we're in a modern era, but you can't help but think this is all about transferring
0:42.5	property to you.
0:43.5	This is to show the community, the rest of the thief dome, the wealth of my father, the
0:48.4	celebration of the woman because she's been selected.
0:52.9	You know, it's such a weird arcade.
0:54.4	It feels like at the end, both people are going to get thrown into a volcano.
0:57.5	Yeah.
0:58.5	It's like Shirley Jackson short story where it's just like, enjoy your special day because
1:03.3	at the end of it, you have to die.
1:06.2	Welcome to we have concerns.
1:07.2	Hello, Jeff Canada.
1:08.2	Hello, Anthony Carbony.
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