This is a headgum podcast.

Wait, so what made, is it, what made you get the implants?

Because I was just feeling like people have been acting online really crazy about them because the implants you got are different than normal.

I know.

Well, every time the doctor said, what kind of tits do you want?

And I said, you know, I want, I want kids like tuna cans.

He said it like that.

He said, what kind of tits do you want?

What kind of doctor says it like that?

Yeah, it's Beverly Hills.

You know, people just get into their little, you know, like,

You want ass or tits?

How what kind of tits do you want?

Exactly.

Like all those doctors are kind of like these weird perves and they're just like,

yeah, you want ass, you want t tits i get it for you yeah so he's like what kind of tits do you want sweetheart i said

i want you yeah he called me his sweetheart and he's like what kind of tits do you want sweetheart

i go i'll take a pair of tuna cans. Ew.

That explains why they're looking so medley under there.

Yeah, they look so sharp around the top part.

I said I like that shape of a tuna can and it makes me want a tuna

Sammy little tuna melt.

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