Let me go sit on that horse.

I'm going to sit on that horse. Hey, you guys, welcome back to another episode of everyone's business but mine.

With me, Kara Berry, we're talking the penultimate episode of Real Housewives of Orange County. And I think you can tell by the,

you know, a little bit of pep in my voice that I'm thrilled. Let's celebrate that. Because what

the hell was going on this episode? Like, Emily, I need you to leave. I can't take it anymore. I really can't.

75% of the bullshit that happened in this episode happened intentionally and deliberately on Emily Simpson's behalf.

And I just like couldn't take it. But anyway, we're day two in Amsterdam. Shannon is having a rough go of it.

I mean, she always is.

But this time she's still a little bit high from that space cake.

She tells us, I don't know what the levels of, like, highness are.

But I'm definitely still feeling the effects of that space cake.

And then she spills a drink on herself.

Right on that white robe.

Mm. Heather planned a trip for the ladies to the tulip fields and then she planned an additional

trip in the form of some truffle mushrooms for whoever wants to take it. Turns out it's only

Gina. I love that Heather's like, let's do drugs. Heather,

let's do drugs to bro. Let's take some mushrooms. I don't love that she had to use chat GPT to determine

how much the dosage should be, but we're belly up to the bar.

Cheers to a little trip, tiptoe through the tulips.

On the ride there, Jen tells Shannon, like, hey, girl, your boobs are looking pretty huge right now.

And she goes, oh, it's a fall sweet.

It's a false sweet bra.

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