America's at a crossroads and someone needs to stand up for America's rights.

I'm Leo Trell, America's fair-minded civil rights attorney.

Here is my opening statement.

My name is Joe Biden.

I'm a Democratic candidate for the United States Senate.

Play the radio.

Make sure the television, excuse me, make sure you have the record player on at night.

Poor kids are just as bright and just as talent as white kids.

We choose science over fiction.

We choose truth over facts. We hold these truths to be self-evident. All men and women

created by the... Go, you know the thing.

My legs that turn, that, that, that, that, that, that, that turned blonde in the sun and the kids used to come up and

reach in the pool and rub my leg down so it was straight and then watch the hair come back up again. They look at it. So I learned about

roaches. I learned about kids jumping on my lap.

No man has a right to raise a hand to a woman in anger and so we have to just change

the culture period and keep punching at it and punching at it and punch.

Joe Biden is afraid of President Trump.

The reason why I just played this 50 second sound piece

was for you to hear from Joe Biden.

That is called evidence.

That is called direct evidence coming from the mouth of Joe Biden.

I want you to decide if Joe Biden is afraid of President Trump. Let me give you some facts.

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