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Adam Carolla Show

Leo Flowers, Live from San Diego (ACS November 1)

Adam Carolla Show

PodcastOne / Carolla Digital

Comedy

4.536.9K Ratings

🗓️ 31 October 2022

⏱️ 91 minutes

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Summary

Adam takes the stage for a second night at Mic Drop Comedy in San Diego. He chats about a bike ride he took earlier in the day before complaining about a sign he saw at a cofeehouse. Comedian Leo Flowers, Gina, and Bryan join and the group talks about hairstyles and crypto. Next, Dawson leads a special San Diego-themed round of The Rotten Tomatoes Game before Gina reports news stories. For the final part of the show, Adam invites a middle school teacher on stage to join him for a round of "Adam Carolla is Unprepared" See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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0:00.0

Very funny comedian Leo Flowers joins us up on stage in San Diego. We'll also do a rotten tomatoes game.

0:07.9

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0:21.7

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0:37.7

What's up everybody? It's All Star and World Series champ Nick Swisher here and I'm stoked to tell you about my new podcast, The Nick Swisher Show. Right here on Podcast1. If you know me, you know I've worn a lot of hats in my career and each one of them has had highs, lows and a whole lot of learning in between. And that's exactly what I'm bringing to this podcast. You're going to get crazy interviews with athletes from their struggles to their successes and all the time.

1:07.7

They're unbelievable superstitions along the way. You're going to hear from hometown heroes that are stepping up to the plate and making positive change and influences in their communities. I mean, we've got scientists, coaches, comedians. I'm telling you whether you're an athlete, a parent, a coach or just looking for a little energy in your life. Then all plate is right here. It's old school soul with new school vibes. It's the Nick Swisher Show coming soon.

1:35.7

Remember you're podcast live from my drop comedy in San Diego. For you, this is the Adam Corolla show with Gina Drago news while Brian on Sound Effects, comedian Leo Flowers and the spirited round the Rotten Tomatoes game.

2:03.7

Instead of going to Tijuana, you'll just wait for the election to watch the darkness get fucked. Adam Corolla!

2:15.7

Yeah, get it on! Gotta get on a church weekend with Amanda. Thank you guys for coming out tonight. We're doing a live hot. You guys can be a part of it. I made some notes, which I always do.

2:44.7

I rented an electric bicycle today. But the electric bike has pedals on it. It's kind of interesting because I was going up a steep incline and I was on full throttle.

3:07.7

But my feet were moving so people around me thought I was doing something that I wasn't actually doing, which is really nice. Do you guys ride the electric bike? Do you do the pedal?

3:22.7

Don't do the pedal downhill. Do the pedal uphill. I was passing cars, going up a hill, sitting down with just a standing bitch face.

3:38.7

I was just like not grunting, not fighting, but I lived just passing people by because the electric motor was doing all the work. And then I realized that this is our adult T-ball. This is our T. This is the ball sitting there.

3:59.7

Remember when you were six years old and it was like, oh, this is our challenge in life. This is the way I feel about the electric bike. I was just hauling ass, burning no calories, passing cars on my electric bike.

4:15.7

So I just cooled all about your sitting on my electric bike today, feeling good about myself. But it's funny because you do have this element of like, I'm going to go out and get some exercise.

4:35.7

Except for you don't get exercise, but you did cycle 37 miles. So you should have got exercise, but you burnt zero. Well, you whatever takes your right hand to move the throttle, seven, eight, seven inches. The exercise you got, but then when you get back, you go, whoa, oh, man.

4:59.7

I worked out for the last hour, except for you did nothing. It'd be kind of like they put you in one of those.

5:08.7

If someone put you in one of those baby Bjorns, remember those, but like a full size one, a giant man strapped you into a baby Bjorn, and then you just hovered over treadmill while he ran on it for an hour.

5:25.7

And then when you were done, you're like, whoa, whoa, I deserve a break. That's what the electric bike is. It's not a workout.

5:36.7

But it does, you still feel like you should get some cred on it because you're on a bicycle, tooling about while everyone else is in their internal combustion engine vehicles and you're so much better than they are.

5:52.7

Even though we're burning some cold to power generator to charge the bicycle that I'm now tooling around on pretending like I'm exercising.

6:02.7

All right, I wrote something down because I got a water. Well, does every mother fucking thing need a saying on it now? Does every water like I was driving out here from L.A. yesterday stopped in a coffee shop.

6:21.7

And it had one of those fucking proclamation on front of it.

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