Welcome to everybody.

Go ahead.

What's the name of the show?

The Lemon Cohen Report.

It will always be the Lemon Cohen report. So what's going on in the world? What is it? You may feel differently. I feel like Donald Trump is in like rapid decline. He's overseas. He's wandering around. The Japanese prime minister has to guide him around.

He's stumbling and bumbling and going stream of consciousness with the men and women in uniform.

It's kind of nuts.

Yeah. Let me say this. I've heard and I have received dozens and dozens of emails and text messages and DMs right here on this substack platform.

All staying the same thing.

Cohen, nobody knows Trump as well as you do.

Is he suffering some form of dementia?

Is it early onset dementia?

Remember, he's only 79 years old.

Only? He's only 79. You know, when you have a dad who's 90, only 79, right? The answer is no, he does not have dementia. He's probably fucking tired.

I mean, the guy he's been all over the place, which, of course, remember, Trump says things for a reason.

When he turned around and he was talking about his Asia trip that he's been doing so far, what was the first thing that he turned around?

Decided he was going to impress upon the Japanese businessman at that meeting.

Turns out he says, you think Joe Biden could have done this?

Right?

Why are you comparing yourself to a guy who's four or five years older than you that probably

could not have done it?

Does it make you feel better about yourself that you have more stamina than somebody five years older than you?

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