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🗓️ 26 August 2025
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, KFC Radio listeners, you can find every episode of KFC Radio on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. They were like, oh, we should call your real dad, and I was like, I don't want to, like, subject him to that. And then we were all just like, oh, I wish that there was somebody else. And we were like, oh, you're fake dad. You're fake dad. |
| 0:23.5 | I think I actually said, call my gay dads. |
| 0:25.4 | You know, you too. |
| 0:36.6 | Lamee's in the building. |
| 0:39.5 | Lemaire is here up from Austin. |
| 0:44.9 | So we now have Tommy, Jackie, Una, and Lemaire. |
| 0:46.9 | It's a whole family affair here. |
| 0:48.7 | How are we doing, man? |
| 0:49.5 | I'm good, dude. |
| 0:50.7 | I'm having a damn hoot. |
| 0:52.0 | I love it. Every time I talk to, it's going to be a hoot. |
| 1:13.2 | I'm really excited. How is Austin treating you? We were just saying, like, I mean, Austin's too hot for me, man. I feel like the heat is... Right now, it's not your favorite thing. Freaking hot. Yeah. Because August and Austin is not my jam. Yeah. It was 20 degrees, like, colder out here, and I was like, whoa. |
| 1:16.2 | I wore a long-sleeved shirt one day. |
| 1:17.8 | I was like, I can't do this in Texas. |
| 1:20.0 | Are you live in Philly before? |
| 1:20.5 | Yeah. |
| 1:21.2 | You were in Philly? |
| 1:23.0 | That's how you know, Shane, just from my Philly life. We started comedy together, like central Pennsylvania. |
| 1:28.7 | But then he went away to Spain and came back, and then we started becoming friends. |
| 1:33.4 | Wait, are you from Harrisburg, too? |
| 1:35.0 | Like Lancaster. |
| 1:36.2 | I was sitting at a bar the other day and talking to a guy sitting next to me, and he just started telling me he went to high school with |
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