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Good evening, gentle listeners or watchers, and welcome to Distractable.

This episode, Whizzening Wade waxes about his whiskers and tenaciously tosses while offering Faustian deals.

Not Mercer Mark, the moviemaker, marvels at tech magic, becomes a cunning linguist, and accepts amnesia.

Bookish Bob, Dells Dun, praise for pain, chooses cash with calumny, and fondles for tuna.

From constitutional matters to unanimous ignorance.

Yes!

It's time for...

Legend of the Monkeys Poor.

Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.

Hey everyone, welcome back to another episode of Distractable.

I'm today's host for many reasons, mostly being that I had more points the end of last episode. It would be weird if it was any other way. Can victors be declared any other way? Guys? Handshake? What? Technically, well, it could be the least points, too, if we get the golf rules. That's out there somewhere floating around, right? That's true, I guess, yeah. Or it could be because one of us takes over and decides not to relinquish our powers. We've put in protective measures. That could never happen. What constitutions are for? They keep people from taking power that's not theirs. And they always work. That's true. That's true. There's no way around it possibly. But in this case, it was legit, probably. And as you can tell, I'm joined as always by Mark and Bob.

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