Hello and welcome to this episode of Kennedy Saves the World.

I have loved Cracker Barrel forever.

I have been an outspoken stan, a Cracker Barrel Stan, if you will, because I do stock them.

And I am a massive fan.

And I think this whole just own goal, unforced error was so obvious to anyone from the outside

who knew anything about Cracker Barrel and how it feels and what

people love about it. And the CEO's like, well, we needed a refresh. It's just a little bit

and it's like, how did you become CEO of Cracker Barrel? Like, this is the kind of place that

you obviously hate. You know, she's the kind of woman's like, you know, I think NASCAR needs to be electric. I think we need to have electric vehicles. I think there would be a much better idea. It's just so much better for the years. She gives people with big glasses a bad name.

She was like Claudine Gay, who was the former president of Harvard.

Remember when she was sitting for congressional testimony and she was wearing like the

giant Urkel glasses?

And I'm like, you cannot steal my brand.

I have been wearing big, annoying glasses since the early 90s, and I have not slowed down.

I have loved Cracker Barrel even longer.

But this whole thing, because at first, like everyone else, I was like, man, you know, these are people who just want to soften the edges and whitewash the rusticness

out of a cracker barrel which is really why people go there they go there for the peg game

and for their favorite delights because every it's it's like McDonald's and i know people who claim to be healthy say that

they they don't have a cracker barrel order or they don't have a McDonald's order the

McDonald's people are lying everyone has a McDonald's order because everyone has been driving

late at night and the only option for food is McDonald's so everyone I don't care who you are

I don't care if it's something you door dash when you're drunk or you get when you're desperate everyone has is McDonald's. So everyone, I don't care who you are. I don't care if it's something you doordash when you're drunk or you get when you're desperate. Everyone has a McDonald's order. And if you don't have a Cracker Barrel order, I don't want to be friends with you. Seriously. Like if you look down your nose at Cracker Barrel and you think you are better than that store and that brand. You don't deserve a place in my life or a part in this conversation.

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