Well, the New York Times is lost.

The New York Times is still the greatest newspaper in America by far.

And one of the greatest newspapers in the world.

But tonight, the New York Times is lost.

The New York Times has no idea how to cover the madness of Donald Trump.

And so the New York Times ignores it.

Just as the madness of King George III had to be ignored by the London Times in 1789.

The Washington Press Court is lost along with the New York Times.

There is no one working at the New York Times tonight who, when they were editing their high school newspapers and dreaming about one day working at the New York Times ever imagined they would have to cover a president of the United States who uses the official social media communications tools of the White House, government communication paid for by the taxpayer,

to post fake videos of the first black minority leader of the United States representatives

and the first Jewish minority leader of the United States Senate.

When they were working on their high school newspapers, they had no idea.

There would be a president of the United States who would post videos on a government-operated social media account that put

fake words into Chuck Schumer's mouth, which AI makes sound exactly like Chuck Schumer,

and that fake language in that video would be filled with

Donald Trump style profanity. Language Chuck Schumer would never use in public, but language

that the current president of the United States has shocked the world with repeatedly.

Donald Trump is the first president of the United States

who has been heard publicly and deliberately

using profanity repeatedly,

words that I can, but I will not use on this program

because, as every adult is supposed to know,

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