And all but Choles, unfortunately, I've not been able to get people to listen to your show. Not from lack of trying. You're not alone. Your show is the best on the planet. Thank you for all the memories and stories. So for my birthday, may I have the coach motivating me for the upcoming golf season, maybe to lower my handicapped to below 10. The captain telling me a story about the last time he went skiing or snowboarding, as I am an instructor. And finally, Miles with some dad jokes. Thanks for the laugh set from A.D. Asian Dave from Rochester, New York. What are we going to do here? Oh, Captain, or I'm sorry, the coach first. All right, let's see. If you're already a handicap around 10, you're pretty good. And I'm going to go out on a limb here and say,

we're not worried about what's going on off the team, man.

I'm sure you can hit your irons. We've got to talk about this short game. You think Miles and I didn't see that six-footer that you didn't hit? Right? That's why your score is going up. That's why it keeps climbing. Get all the potty green and learn to Chip finally

Oh

Well, uh That's why it keeps climbing. Get all the potty green and learn to Chip finally.

Ooh!

Well, ahoy there, and happy birthday.

You know, the last time Neil Campyton headed for the snow-covered mountains was about six years ago.

When Mr. Clean dumped three kilos of Bolivian marching powder on the simple breast of Betty Crocker.

After inhaling the fresh pow-pow off of Betty's milky snuggle puppies, I went tongue-skeeing

from one slope to another.

You know what tongue-skying is that don't act like you don't?

Come on.

Anywho, after hitting the skin

snoops for the afternoon me and the other mascots got us a bite oh no no grudge berries

got a couple of pirate jokes. You dump it.

Yes.

Yes, I did.

What do you call a pirate that pees on people?

What do you call a pirate that pees on people?

I don't know.

R.

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