And good morning, everybody, Bill Handel here on a Saturday.

And the last two hours of the show, live at the Bowers Museum in Santa Ana.

This is Law Day 2018.

And we're at the Bowers, and we're in the auditorium.

And it's, my God, what a crowd.

Let me start counting.

Two, four, six, eight.

Eight!

Oh, andelle and her uh her dog uh little uh which one is that princess of course and if any uh she has this little tiny dog if you were to mate a regular

size dog and a rat uh you would have a princess.

And she's a sweet, lovely dog. And, oh, there's one other person here. We have an auditorium

400 people. You can't sit there. Those are reserved. Come on. Come on, down. Come on down.

It's our live broadcast.

And then what we're going to do also, which is different than we do other than here at

Law Day is from the audience.

We have a microphone and we have one of our interns who make no money.

We want to break into radio and they're dreaming.

And what they'll do is they have a microphone.

And any questions that you may have, legal questions, I will answer.

And the fun part is I get to humiliate you in person.

So you're looking at me while I am making you hopefully feel like an ass and tell

you you have absolutely no case. Now, we're also taking phone numbers, of course, which we do

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