When you're Jeff Lewis, the drama never stops.

This dementia is aggressive.

Really?

So is the drinking.

You know, I've never been on a private plane before.

And I'm very serious?

No, never.

What are you a Martian?

You're really demented.

You're actually demented.

Jeff Lewis has issues.

Hey, welcome to Jeff Lewis has issues. In today's episode, Lauren Lake and Joey Zousig joined the show. We talk about shrimp cocktail, traveling debacles, and dental drama. Hey, Joey. Morning. Morning. Why did you give me that, like, devious look? It's like you're about to go hard. No, I'm not. I'm not at all. Your Honor and I were talking about chunky choices over the weekend. Saturday was bad for me, but then I made up for it yesterday. And then when I got on the scale this morning, I maintained. So I was happy about that. You, however, did not get on the scale. I skipped the scale. I didn't. You know, my birthday's Saturday, CJ's was yesterday. I had a 24-hour slumber thing that ended up where the mom was dropped off and picked up. And every time they dropped off, we ate, drank. And then when they picked up, we ate drinks. We were eating and drinking for 24 hours straight. People didn't leave my house until like seven last night. It was just a few friends. You guys, I could just feel it. You know how now you can just like feel. I feel different. I'd just been eating crap. I've been drinking. You know, they were making specialty cocktails for me for my birthday. I'm scared. Sugary. I skipped it. Sugary. Everything had a raspberry lemonade. made of the it, and then you know how it is when you have

kids. It's too much access to their food. Like I didn't want to be the party house where

CJ eats pretty healthy, but you know when you go to those parties and then everything is like

sugarless, flowerless, you know, it's like a birthday party. And I was like, I don't want to do that.

So I got them their crap. Who was the one eating gummy bears? Me. You know, it's like the access to it. I know. That's the problem. It's the access. I'm like, oh. Grandma and grandpa sent home like my favorite pretzels, fritos, all of those snacks. And so when I got home, I'm like, take it. I gave it to Aurora. I'm like, take it, get this out of here. That's what I did last night. But I did eat it in the car on the way home, of course. I told everybody, take stuff, take food, take junk. I was packing to go things. Big Carlos flew out last night because he flew in just for the 24 hours. I was giving him stuff to take on the plane. I don't want it because inevitably, you're going to eat it.

You cannot. Carlos flew out last night because he flew in just for the 24 hours. I was giving him stuff to take on the plane.

I don't want it because inevitably, you're going to eat it.

You can't, I don't know what it is or maybe it's just me. I don't have the discipline to just say I'm not eating it. I need to not see it. Same. It can't even be in the house. No. Now, I think I want to get a new phone, and I'll tell you why.

The new new phone?

Yeah, even though this is the new phone that I got two weeks ago.

You know, you cracked my phone. be in the house. No. Now, I think I want to get a new phone and I'll tell you why. The new new phone?

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