Miss Fit toys.

Hey, hey, hey everybody. My name is Doug and I love musicals.

It is a musicals.

You did it.

That's right, you guys. I'm so excited for the 30th time that we've done this show here in the Grammar Seat Theatre.

It's taken us 23 years, but we've done it 30 times.

And so for the very first time, I'm going to get to present an episode that literally is Doug loves musicals.

Take your disappointment and shove it if you're not into musicals.

It's Sunday, August 7, 2016 and we're at New York City.

The best name tags in the world come from New York City.

Donald Trump wants name tags to come from China.

That's so funny. They brought the House lights up against me, the idea to ask to see the name tags.

And then they turned them down as soon as you guys started lifting up your name tag.

It's like you guys in the balcony know that you don't have a shot at all.

We're going to get there a few minutes before show time and we'll just sit up in the balcony.

We won't have any signs.

Oh boy, there's some crazy signs.

So we got Return of Living Dead Part 2.

But you just changed it to Part Paul.

Return of Living Dead Part 2 Paul.

Return of the Living Paul? That's what that's supposed to be?

Do you know that I'm in that film?

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