Late Night Cruise Cruising!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

5 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 20 April 2022

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

Bryan is made to sleep on the couch near the cruise ship door but the neighbors keep it interesting. He hears about some engagement drama, a possible affair and crazy stories from his open balcony door. Then, Bryan explains why he is cruising the halls of the Disney ship late at night. He meets some TCB fans (in his head) and he makes the whole ship uncomfortable with his Titanic re-enactment! Finally, a listener texts in and begs Bryan to give Theresa Caputo another chance. TCB must oblige...game on! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Lululemon.com is for people who like comfort! Watch Us on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Huge Thanks To Our Supportive Listeners, Friends, Family & Spouses: Astrid & Jeff!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Now time to make purchase of motor cars.
0:04.0	I want to have a car that's attracted to women with a shave down below.
0:08.0	Well, that would be a Corvette.
0:10.0	Or a Hummer.
0:12.0	We'll try to help you out here.
0:14.0	And man, yesterday, tell me if I buy a car, I must buy one with a pussy magnet.
0:22.0	He means a car that women will like.
0:24.0	Yes, but where you keep this magnet is.
0:26.0	No magnet, no magnet, no it's just that he means the vehicle.
0:29.0	I love the Hummers.
0:30.0	Do this have a pussy magnet?
0:32.0	No.
0:33.0	The vehicle itself will be a magnet.
0:34.0	If I give you a good price, will you place a pussy magnet?
0:43.0	On this episode of the commercial break.
0:47.0	I'm thinking of letting you take one of those fucking Disney cruises for a good joy ride.
0:52.0	Here's a test.
0:54.0	What are we going to do?
1:00.0	Hey, Brian, why don't you take a Disney dream out for a test drive?
1:04.0	Hey, thanks man.
1:06.0	You're listening.
1:09.0	People that were on the Disney cruise would creepy dad.
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