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An update on the protests that have been shaking Portland.

Just moments ago, the governor of Oregon says federal agents are looking at leaving the

city in a, quote, phased withdrawal.

Those were the governor's words.

However, this was President Trump appearing to dismiss that idea this morning.

You want to clean out Portland?

Well, that's a good idea.

I mean, you guys left a lot of tear gas canisters and flash grenades lying around the

place.

Look, this Portland thing has been very scary for America as a whole.

And I'll tell you now, it's been especially scary for black people.

I mean, Portland is the whitest city in America and they're still sending in federal troops

to use overwhelming force.

I mean, if that's what they're willing to do there, who knows what they're willing to

do to minority groups?

It's like seeing a white person kick a golden retriever.

Yo, if that dog isn't safe, you damn well know your black ass isn't.

You know, one thing that's weird for me is seeing how enthusiastic so many conservatives

have been about sending federal troops to arrest American citizens.

Because for years, that is one of the things they were most afraid of.

In fact, back in 2014, President Obama deployed federal agents to confront a group of ranchers

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