Last Responders "Studs" ft Brett Payne
Minion Death Cult
Alexander Edward
4.4 • 652 Ratings
🗓️ 30 August 2021
⏱️ 2 minutes
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On todays episode we revisit a classic episode of 9-1-1 Lone Star "Studs" and give it the respect it truly deserves. Stripper glitter, incels, hot loads of bull stuff, brisket, and e.d. basically the manliest hour of TV about firefighters and skin care.
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| 0:00.0 | The whole conversation is basically about how like your virility like kind of defines like your masculinity and like if your dick don't work, you're not really a man. But he's like not worried about it. And the old man's like, no, it's okay. It's going to happen. Like you're, I don't know if you knew this dude, but you're dying. And if you don't do this, you're going to die and your dick's not going to work a little bit. bit. Like it's Like it's not that big of a deal, but he's so broken up about it. |
| 0:24.2 | Even though his son came with him, he's like, I'll take those headphones now. |
| 0:27.4 | And then he puts on his headphones and like blocks everybody out. |
| 0:31.7 | And then like what an uncomfortable moment you created there? |
| 0:35.4 | Yeah. |
| 0:35.9 | This is what people imagine. Once again, real life is, |
| 0:40.4 | this is what life is like, you know, when you're just, you just, instead of, instead of pondering |
| 0:45.1 | this over time, you all of a sudden, someone foisted upon you, this bad idea that your dick's not |
| 0:50.2 | going to work. And then you're stuck with it. Yeah, no, I did once read, like, fairly recently I was reading this thing about blood pressure |
| 0:58.8 | and then I saw another thing about blood pressure and performance and erectile defunction. |
| 1:05.4 | And then I was about to, like, sleep with somebody who referred to me as being top heavy, but like they weren't |
| 1:13.7 | They weren't trying to make fun of me. They were just like oh yeah, you're like top heavy like you're a big guy |
| 1:19.4 | Well and I was like in that moment. I was like well that means my blood pressure is high. There's no way my dick's gonna work |
| 1:24.4 | It's just no way top heavy guys got bad blood pressure I was like there's just no way and dick's going to work. There's just no way. Top heavy guys got bad blood pressure. |
| 1:27.2 | I was like, there's just no way. And, you know, I did have to go back in the room like, hey, you know what? This is great. I'm going to go ahead and I'm going to run for a week. I'll be back. I'll be back where you can try this again. But, yeah, apparently I have high blood pressure. So, I mean, I do get it. |
| 1:27.9 | I do get it. |
| 1:45.1 | No, it's have high blood pressure. So, I mean, I do get it. |
| 1:46.7 | I do get it. |
| 1:47.4 | No, it's happened to me too. |
| 1:48.4 | Even coming back from being divorced and stuff, and it's like either mental or I don't |
| 1:54.4 | know what it is, but you just feel like I'm trying everything I fucking can. |
| 1:58.0 | It's not happening at all. |
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