This is a download from LBC, Steve Allen's Little Bit Extra.

Morning, everybody, welcome along to your free podcast. It's Tuesday, the 31st of October. And it was the Pride of Britain Awards, or as I prefer to call it, how many people can get their boobs out on one catwalk? I mean, have these people completely forgotten what the Pride of Britain Awards are? It's to honour people who've done something over and above, you know, what anybody else would have done. But the celebrities, and I use the word loosely, on many counts, had their boobs hanging out. I mean, it was absolutely atrocious. You know, what they need to do is look at something like the Oscars. You won't find anybody who looks like this bunch of brainless old tarts on the stage. I mean, luckily, Mileen Clas actually covered up and didn't wear a bikini. That in itself was something. And, um, who else? Rochelle, they went, and she wasn't wearing a bra. Nick Ferrari went,

and James O'Brien went. Table 78. How far away is that from the action? I have to check these

things. But, which is quite nice, which is quite nice, so everybody sort of went along to it.

But it was the people with all their boobs hanging out. I was really, really disappointed.

I mean, looking through the cast list, which appeared on my phone, um, Daniel Lloyd. I mean,

so, do you know what, what this was, Daniel? You just turned up to like the opening of a fridge door, dear.

You know, this is a wholly inappropriate

outfit. In fact, for all of them, it was wholly inappropriate. Holly Willoughby got it right.

You keep the bust, you know, sort of, sort of covered. You know, unfortunately, Amanda Holden,

the same. Titties hanging out, you know, we don't need it. It's unnecessary. Also, Alicia Dixon, she had it right. She got it right. She looked good. But Liam Payne attends the Pride of Britain without Cheryl. Obviously, two events in one week was just too much of all Cheryl. And somebody's got a look after the kid. So a little leam turned up and jokes about the exit saying he was told the wrong way he's still left before the end

of the show you know you're supposed to stay to the end of it dear unless of course you're that

stuck up your own rear end louis walsh pokes fun at sim Cowell's serious accident.

And then he hinted that Cheryl isn't a team player.

Well, I think he's right.

I think he's right.

I'm sorry, but, you know, Louis's been in the business a long time.

He knows exactly what he's talking about.

Cheryl is just a little manufactured popsicle.

That's all she is, with a criminal record. Sharon Osborne

puckers up with Ozzie. She's still kissing him, even after he cheated on her. I mean, I'll find that very

difficult to believe. Strictly's Davud Gadami cozing up to his partner, who's called Nadia, after admitting they have chemistry.

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