It's the radio segment that's all about preserving national landmarks.

They just have to make them more youthful so that young people can get into them.

So this summer, don't be surprised to see Lady Liberty rocking a crop top and a lower back tap that says freedom.

Wow.

It's all thanks to Laser Stories. The segment where we read weird news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser. Those other torch-bearing baddies just don't. I hope she's actually holding a big gulp instead of a torch. Oh, that'd be way better. This first laser story is out of the happiest place on Earth.

Yay, Disney.

57-year-old Leslie Helen Farley walked into a Disney World restaurant with a large group,

but was told they could not all sit together at the same table.

That happens when you get a big group of people.

Party's too big.

Now, the server did guarantee that they could do two tables close to each other. Oh, that's great. Apparently, that wasn't good enough for Leslie, who then demanded those tables be pushed together. Oh, come on. Leslie, I can tell you, half of your party doesn't want to sit at your same table. Yeah, seriously. Magic what Disney. Well, the manager said that wasn't an option, and that's when Leslie lost it and allegedly grabbed both shoulders of the woman and physically moved her out of the way.

Oh.

Hey, that's not going to get you any help.

A second manager came over to help, and that's when Leslie threw not one, not two, but three glasses of ice water at him and proceeded to rip his name tag right off his suit jacket.

Oh my God.

Okay.

And then before walking out, she picked up four more glasses from the table and smashed him on the floor.

Smash, smash, smash.

She has a large group of people with her. No one in that group can stop this woman. Also, it's Disney. When they call security, who shows up? Like, Jafar? Oh, maybe, like a villain? I like that. I like that. Who's the muscle? They should do that. Other diners claim that they hurt her scream, Nikki would have put the tables together for me.

And then she stormed off.

While the damage was minimal, actually,

only $20 worth of glasses were destroyed.

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